Conservative Cafe

How I Feel

2009-11-06T11:39:00.000-05:00

The following quote describes EXACTLY how I feel about the current state of our nation, our jackass of a president, and the way things are being run. I'm sure many of my fellow conservatives feel the same way:

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. [shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

-Howard Beale

"Network," 1976

The National Hemroid

2009-09-24T20:10:00.001-04:00

I'm sure you've all seen the recent quoters by ex-President, National Hemroid (as my hero Hannity among others calls him) Jimmy Carter that if you don't agree with Obama, you're most likely racist. The last Shah of Iran, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi's widow, empress Farah Pahlavi was interviewed, and according to her and history, if Jimmy Carter hadn't let the Shah be overthrown, well I'll let you read it:

THE widow of the Shah of Iran, Empress Farah Pahlavi, is still around to remind us how bad Jimmy Carter was as president -- long before his recent Israel-bashing and his calling Obama detractors racist. If Carter hadn't let the Shah be overthrown in 1979, "there wouldn't be this problem in Afghanistan, nor would there have been the Iran-Iraq war," Pahlavi tells Avenue magazine. "Iraq would never have dared to even send a plane over our country. The Gulf War wouldn't have happened, nor would any of the problems of the past 30 years, including the exporting of religious fanaticism." In the intro to the interview, Bob Colacello talks about his and Andy Warhol's 1976 visit to Iran: "The fact that the empress would invite Andy Warhol, fresh from Studio 54, to the Imperial Palace . . . showed just how open-minded, not to say hip, Her Imperial Highness was." Unlike, say, the Ayatollah Khomeini.

In other news, and this is an outrage, our own government officials have been, in Washington D.C. flying tattered and ripped American flags. The flag is a symbol of our country and has been since the beginning. This just goes to show that the basic values of our country are being lost before our very eyes. Here's the article:

EXCLUSIVE:
One of America's most iconic images is Old Glory flying pristinely and proudly over the U.S. Congress. But American flags fluttering this month atop the House office buildings on Capitol Hill where lawmakers and their staffs work each day were tattered, torn and neglected _ hardly worthy of a patriotic portrait.
The flags -- in various states of disrepair -- were captured in photos and videos by The Washington Times as they rippled atop the Rayburn, Cannon and Longworth office buildings where the 435 members of the House of Representatives and their aides go to work each day. Congressional staffers and other passersby didn't even notice the poor state of the Stars and Stripes until a reporter pointed it out.
"If you are going to fly it then fly it properly and replace it when it's in the condition [like] the one I'm looking at right now," said a woman on the Capitol grounds about a flag over the Rayburn building.
The responsibility of raising, flying and replacing the flags is shared by a handful of administrative offices on Capitol Hill. But when confronted about the state of the flags, the U.S. Capitol Police acknowledged that it was ultimately the department's job to replace flags that have been damaged.

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Tattered U.S. flags

Several tattered U.S. flags can be seen rising high above buildings on Capitol Hill.

"If a member of the U.S. Capitol Police observes or is advised by anyone that a flag on a congressional office building needs to be replaced, we obtain a new flag from the Architect of the Capitol and raise it above the respective office building," said Sgt. Kimberly Schneider. "Normal wear can occur quickly for example if a flag in windy conditions is whipped around the flag pole."
When asked for information about when the flags were last changed Ms. Schneider said she could not provide those details.
Damaged flags flying above the Cannon and Longworth office buildings were replaced late last week after they were photographed by the Times. A torn flag continued to fly above the Rayburn building until early this week.
A federal law known as the Flag Code requires that flags be "displayed daily on or near the main administration building of every public institution" and can be flown 24 hours a day as long as the flag is "illuminated during hours of darkness" -- as the flags on top of the House office buildings are.
But the code also states, "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning."
Joe Davis, a spokesman for Veterans of Foreign Wars, expressed dismay at the condition of the House office building flags. "There is no excuse for any American, most especially a government entity, to fly an unserviceable flag. All those elected officials and all their staffers see that flag every single day and not a single person noticed? That's not right and that's not how you treat the flag of our country," he said.
The National Society of the Sons of the American Revolution (SAR) educates citizens about the proper way to care for flags and how to retire them when the time comes. "We feel it is really disrespectful to fly a damaged flag when you can obtain a new flag in new condition that can put the best face on our patriotism," said Colleen Wilson, director for the Center for Advancing America's Heritage at SAR.
Kristinn Taylor, co-leader of the D.C. Chapter of the conservative-leaning website Free Republic, said he noticed the damaged flags while participating in a pro-troop demonstration on September 10th on the corner of New Jersey and Independence avenues. They were ripped on the edges, in a manner that some of the stripes looked like separate strips blowing in the wind."It shows a lack of pride in our country," Mr. Taylor said. Several other tourists interviewed in subsequent trips to the Capitol Hill also saw the damaged flags and said they sent a bad message.
One man touring the capitol with his sons told the Washington Times that the damaged flag he saw on top of the Rayburn building sends the message of "A tattered and torn country which, you know has a bit of truth to it presently as well, but I think we should improve our image."

2009-09-23T23:06:00.002-04:00

Ok, enough is enough. I'm done talking technology, I'm done with random shit. Obama is president, and as long as that's the case, the Apocalypse is closer than ever. I hate Obama with every fiber of my being. I used to respect the office of the President, but since that worm has been elected, it's a joke. Can't you people see that everything he does is against the constitution?! I have no faith in Barrack Hussein Obama, I have no respect for Barrack Hussein Obama.

I can't believe there are still people out there who support this man. He's turned his back on two of our biggest allies, Poland and Czhechloslovakia, he's lied about healthcare, no one knows where he was born, people from his graduate class don't remember him being there in that class, he won't release any documents of his past. What more do you need, a nuke hitting Washington D.C.? Oh wait that won't happen, the dictators from all the tyrannical countries LIKE Obama, and when they nuke Israel, Obama won't give two craps. What more do you people want? He's anti-American, he's a liar, he's pro-abortion, there is NOTHING good about him. You people call yourselves Christians, Jews, whatever, and he doesn't support any of your groups. All he cares about is being in with the rich and powerful, and creating a full government takeover of everything, a socialistic society run solely by HIM. Say gooddbye to America. If our forefathers could see what this country stands for now and is like, they'd be turning in their graves. If Obama's agenda goes through completely, there is NO turning back. Wake up America, take the potatoes out of your ears, and get some intelligence. Obama is the most radical, traitorous President America has ever seen. Say goodbye to the America you all have known and loved. When Obama's done, there will be NO freedom, none! So thanks for screwing us all over, you stupid liberal pigs who still support him. We'll see how much he helps you out when his full agenda is in place, because he doesn't give a damn about the American people, none of us. That's my rave for the night, God help us all.

Scooby Doo

2007-10-24T10:11:00.000-04:00

As I was getting ready to go to school this morning, I chose a pair of Scooby boxers lol (yes I'm all into old cartoons and all so yeah hehe). Anyways, and it started to get me thinking. Scooby Dooby Doo? What the hell were the creators of Scooby thinking? I mean according to the site, urbandictionary.com, Dooby is defined as:

Dooby n., 1. A rolled Marijuana joint.

Now, when they made this show did they even think about this? If you think about it, there are a LOT of references to this sort of thing in the show. Scooby snacks (which he only takes ONE at a time, just like taking a hit) give scooby a buzz, and even Shaggy eats them, I mean they MUST be that good or something. Second, Scooby and Shaggy, the only ones who eat Scooby Snacks, talk like steriotypical stoners from the 70's (using words like, yeah man! and all). Third and finally, everytime Scooby takes a hit er I mean scooby snack, he yells, "Scooby Dooby Doo!" So next time you're watching Scooby with your kids, when they ask what a Dooby is, well, now you know.